How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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