I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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