I wish i was in the wii world.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
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