If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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