People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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