but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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