I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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