Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
false alarm, still single
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