We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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