Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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