Will you blow on my dice?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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