i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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