Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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