You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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