I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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