Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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