You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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