Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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