the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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