finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
