Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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