This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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