I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
where am i from again
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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