I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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