I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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