im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
