I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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