I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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