Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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