Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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