You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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