either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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