38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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