haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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