He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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