I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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