I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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