We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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