ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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