I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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