yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
