He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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