actually, I'm a sock model
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
