So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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