i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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