Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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