should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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