It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I have tasted many bathrooms
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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