This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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