The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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