I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He kissed a someone with a penis
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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