toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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