I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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