love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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